The kids are going to grandmas (I think) during my surgery, which means they come back with a bad attitude and a sense of entitlement. Thankfully my husband is strong as nails and checks us back into reality real quick. He's the best! Since he will probably be the one putting my bra on... I'll brace myself for the purple nurple.
I'm a Los Angeles wife and mommy. Lynwood gal living in Atwater Village but hipster by no means. I am blessed with a husband and four (yes, 4!!) beautiful children. Let's do life together. If you have any questions, contact me! Do not hold back.
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Slitting My Wrists
Slitting my wrists, or as the medical folks call it, bilateral carpal tunnel release surgery. This is what will be happening tomorrow morning. So far, I am not at all nervous. I'm excited about getting better, getting rid of the pain and the tingling. I'm excited about opening a can of tuna all by myself, like a big girl. The things that frighten me will come after surgery. My hands will be bandaged and I will need help for a day or two. Who will put on my bra? Will they give me purple nurple because there's nothing i can do about it? What if I get my period immediately after? What if I'm too old and I never get my period again? What if I don't nurse Juniper for a while and she gets use to the bottle? Silly? Yes, but that's how my mind works.
The kids are going to grandmas (I think) during my surgery, which means they come back with a bad attitude and a sense of entitlement. Thankfully my husband is strong as nails and checks us back into reality real quick. He's the best! Since he will probably be the one putting my bra on... I'll brace myself for the purple nurple.
The kids are going to grandmas (I think) during my surgery, which means they come back with a bad attitude and a sense of entitlement. Thankfully my husband is strong as nails and checks us back into reality real quick. He's the best! Since he will probably be the one putting my bra on... I'll brace myself for the purple nurple.
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